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Reports monitored by calitown.com reveal that Franz-Peter Tebartz-van Elst, the Catholic Bishop of Limburg in Germany, has been suspended by the Vatican over claims of excessive spending. Dubbed the “bishop of bling” by German media, the bishop was ordered to leave his diocese for an “appropriate period” after a meeting with Pope Francis in the…

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Nothing prepared calitown.com for what we see as the local food vendor pushed her cart past where we stand, on this particular day. Soon enough, she makes a stop a few metres away from the gate of a three-star hotel, six poles from our position, off Calabar’s ever busy Marian Road. Whoever the vendor was…

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It doesn’t mean because it is a Friday you just must hit town and drink to a painful standstill. Before you hit that favourite spot of yours and draw down a bottle, take this from calitown.com. Alcohol can cause you to show aggression, sexual openness, excessive talking, spilling secrets, lying, phony friendliness and quick tempers….

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“…all I need to do is get my contact at the airport in Abuja or Calabar to tell me when any of these big guys is on the passengers list and I will have to pay them for a seat close to one of them and for sure before we touch down, the job will…

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